Apparently everyone thinks they need a blog.

Remember back in fucking 1999 when I was the only fucking person with a blog. That was cool.

Now every Tom Dick and Harry with balls thinks they need a god damned fucking blog.

And WordPress makes that fucking possible. It’s fucking better than blogspot, or those other ghetto services out there that fucking all the little kids hang out at. Like fucking Myspace. What a waste of time.

Do kids even hang out at the mall anymore? Jebus.

Go Fuck Yourself

These butt monkeys piss me off. They are such copycats.

First off ask yourself why you exist.

I am trying this WordPress thing out. So far it sucks. I hate new shit. New is the New Black. It fucking sucks.